Always Read the Signs

On May 5, I went to Keeneland racetrack in Lexington, Kentucky.  I checked into a motel and they gave me room 5.  On the way to the track I noticed the speed limit was 55.  When I got to the window I bet 5 dollars in the fifth race on a horse named Double Nickel.  The nag went off at 5 to 1.

Yep.  You guessed.

The horse came in fifth.

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