We are supposed to go to the dentist every six months. Here’s what you do. When your appointment approaches, call in and reschedule. Push it off a month if you can. Now when you go to your appointment that will occur in month seven. But here is the key. They will reschedule you FOR SIX MONTHS LATER NOT FIVE!! So you see if you keep doing this you can avoid the dentist for two extra months a year and still be able to pretend that you are going every six months just like you are supposed to.
Now if you do this for forty years that is eighty months of avoidance. THINK ABOUT IT. YOU WILL HAVE AVOIDED THE DENTIST FOR SIX AND SIX TENTHS YEARS. Brilliant.